Adolf Hitler

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In this Internet User's opinion, today's douchebag definitely scrapes into the top 10 goofballs of all time. Firstly let me give some appreciation at Hitler's ability to rally the masses, his public speaking skills and his use of the media to get an entire nation to become blind to what was really going on.

Now to the good part. It was Hitler's belief that anyone without full Aryan blood should basically be removed from society and or killed. That means anyone who is a non-Jewish Caucasian especially those of Nordic or Germanic descent is ok in Adolf's eyes. Hitler used this wide-spread hatred to kick start the second world war, which he thought would bring revenue back to the German economy.

This went alright for a while, Poland got captured and German forces went around basically fucking everyone up. This lasted basically unit Hitler, being the douche he is, invaded Russia. This might have worked out if old man Adolf forgot that it was winter over there and that Russia's population was over 100 million, what a dumass. So the Russians saved the day, Japan got Nuked and America made billions from movie sales from a whole bunch of films. I'm not saying these movies aren't fantastic and that the soldiers don't deserve recognition at all! I love Band of Brothers. Rather, I think Russia had an enormous part in the war and would like to see more movies about the Eastern front!

 

So there it is. Let me know if you like this douchebag's of the past segment.